Give Me a Break

One toilet is over flowing, the sink has a clog,
The alarm clock is broken, I missed my morning jog.
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My breakfast is burning, my left shoe is chewed,
If I’m late to work this morning, I am screwed.
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Coffee down my white shirt, the dog won’t come inside.
Is today really necessary, I just want to hide.
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I have no idea what’s happened to my keys
I’m about to give up and fall to my knees.
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Finally in my car, but the low fuel light is on,
I need to leave, before my sanity is gone.
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Traffic is horrible as I inch down the road,
Got stuck behind a truck carrying a wide load.
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I see my work building, standing there ahead,
Usually I’d be nervous, luckily my watch is dead.
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The parking lot is empty, I’m not too late,
Maybe I made it here before it turned eight.
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Every desk is empty, I search with all my might
My stomach feels queasy, this isn’t right.
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I call my secretary, and dread to hear her say,
“Didn’t you get the memo, today’s a holiday.”
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